The soggy, gray
winter finally gave way to a weekend with crisp blue skies and
scattered flowers, and I decided that it was finally time to take out
the gnarled old eyesore of a tree that lived by our winding driveway.
I'd left it
standing when I cleared the brush away from it, hoping it would leaf
out and be more attractive when it had more room, but it had been
stunted and maimed by battles with choker vines and encroaching
brush, and its branches remained twisted and bristling with bare,
misdirected twigs.
The trunk was
little more than a foot in diameter, so I went to the shed and pulled
out an ax rather than a chainsaw, thinking it would be good exercise.
My first blow
with the ax stung like I'd struck a rock. Neglect had dulled the
cutting edge of my old axe so that I might as well have been swinging
a baseball bat.
I couldn't find a
file or stone to sharpen it with, so I drove up to Browne's and
picked up a ten inch bastard cut file. I laid it on the counter and
told the clerk, “I want this little bastard.” She took my money
without a word and tried to avoid eye contact.
My attack with
the sharpened ax felt little different. Each blow stung right through
my heavy work gloves.
I put my body
into it, starting with my hands split on the ax handle, building
momentum with my shoulders as I came around, until my hands slid
together and I whipped the ax head into the cut.
One hundred blows
cut a notch halfway through the tree. When I stripped off my
sweatshirt, steam rose off my skin in the chilly air.
“Where is it
going to fall?” Susan asked.
I shook my head.
The tree was so twisted and gnarled that I couldn't even guess where
its center of gravity lay. I'd notched it on the side facing the
house, parallel to the driveway, but there was no safe bet.
Another hundred
chops and I could no longer see what kept the tree standing. I
stepped back to look at the damage I'd done when I heard the
wrenching sound of the old tree giving up. First a crack, then the
crackle of wood fibers stretching and breaking and then the screech
of a huge, rusty hinge as the tree majestically leaned farther and
farther away from me. It hit the ground with a soft whomph as the
tree's branches cushioned its fall, then it settled with a sound that
could have been a sigh.
The old tree
looked even more tired, twisted and wizened at rest than when it
stood. Looking at it, I felt pangs of sadness, rather than triumph.
The tree had fought its way through its youth and finally been shaped
into a caricature of what it might have been, had its life been
easier.
My back ached, my
hands throbbed and I could barely raise my arms, but I'd made
promises to Susan and if I was to keep them I needed to start cutting
it up right away.
But when I tried to fuel up my
chainsaw the fuel cap cracked and came apart in my hand. At that hour
there was no replacement on the island and the thought of plugging it
with a rag conjured images of a motorized Molotov cocktail.
I called my friend Pete at his
home on the upper half of the island, and he promised to bring his
chainsaw with him when he came over for our early Sunday morning run.
In Sunday's morning chill, we
ran the winding trail through American Camp, across its prairie and
down to the beach. As we ran along the shore, a promising rim of blue
appeared on the horizon, separating the flat, gray sky from the flat
gray sea.
I called a break on a long
uphill stretch and while I caught my breath, Pete talked about his
92-year-old uncle with an eidetic memory. He said his uncle remembers
names, dates and places of family events that happened even before he
was born. Until the past few years, he'd worked in a Sonoma Valley
vineyard and grew tomatoes he sold under the label: “The World's
Best Tomatoes.”
Pete wants to write a fitting
eulogy for his uncle while the old man is still breathing. He does a
lot of family eulogies. He has a gift for it.
After we finished our run, Pete
pulled his chainsaw and a half-gallon of chain oil and a container of
fuel mix out of the trunk of his car, and made sure the saw started
before he left it with me.
When he drove away, Susan set
the table with a plate of eggs, sausage and chunks of the warm,
crusty bread she'd baked while I was running. After we ate, I put on
work clothes and walked out to cut up the tree. It looked sad and
uncomfortable at rest, an old soldier no longer able to stand his
post.
Pete's chainsaw growled and
chewed through the wood, sputtering now and then like most
seldom-used machinery. Once, the saw got pinched and I had to open
the case to reseat the chain, but I forgot to tighten one nut when I
put it back together. The nut vibrated loose when I started back up
and the chain to flew off track again in a spectacular explosion of
unmuffled motor noise. The nut itself fell off and disappeared into
the thick layer of bark, pine needles and wood chips around the old
tree.
I scavenged a compatible nut off
my own chainsaw and finally got back to work. By the time I cut the
last section of wood, I was moving in painfully slow motion; a parody
of the old man I pretend not to be.
When I was still in my full
youthful gallop, I'd marveled at how slowly and steadily my father,
and his father, worked their truck gardens. Now I saw their hands
picking up the stacks of wood as I loaded the old tree's dismembered
body into my battered pick-up and drove it the short distance to our
burn pile.
Susan still fairly danced
around, raking up the fallen branches and the accumulated winter's
blow-down from the big Douglas firs and hemlocks on our property.
After I showered off the sweat
and saw dust and tossed my clothes in the washer, I drove over and
returned Pete's saw while Susan stayed home to tend the old tree's
funeral pyre. On the way home I picked up burgers at our favorite pub
and we sat on lawn chairs and ate while we watched the fire burn
down.
Now the day has ended and the
orange glowing embers and the last flickering flames in the burn pile
look like a melting jack-o-lantern.
Susan is still attending the
fire, sitting with her e-reader, sipping wine in the smokey warmth of
the gnarled old tree's smoldering ashes. From time to time Marv, our
black Lab, gets a nose full of smoke and snuffles and sneezes,
reminding us that he is curled up just a few feet away, invisible in
the liquid darkness.
Finally, I defer to the chill
and my aching back and leave Susan and the fire for the comfort of
the house.
The morning will bring a new
day, curious to see if we can still to stand our posts.